I Totally Half-assed This Post, So Of Course Tumblr Itself Congratulations Me On It Being My 100th Post

not to bother but I think my request might have gotten eaten? Sorry for the trouble!

if it's the Marvus and Zebruh request, I did receive it! it was a little hard to figure out how I wanted to structure it, so it took a while longer to make than most of my posts. but don't worry, it's finished now and I'll post it on Monday!

I really hope that's the message you're talking about, because I did not receive any other request. if you sent me something else, I'll need you to send it a second time. sorry!

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

I’m picturing Doc Scratch as the mom.

(text source: bessette on tumblr)

You did it! And yes of course you get a cookie, as promised!

I made them with my mom! We used Martha Stewart's recipe for "old fashioned sugar cookies". It says "well done" if you can't tell. That stuff is pretty hard to write with! We even ate it for you!

Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!

[text source: mattdavelewis on twitter]

*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS

[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.

text sources: sexytasha1 and zzzanzzz on tumblr]

does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?

I threw together some mother's day e-cards! here's a sweet one:

and here's a cursed one:

the second one is more biologically specific, but the first one can work for all sorts of motherly figures. I'll be sending both to my mom, and I'll show the first one to my cat because she's a mom! and I'll make father's day ones next month!

I started making this one in March last year and I only figured out how to make it work just recently. I put so much time and effort into it and learned a lot about editing in the process and I love how it turned out!! Please enjoy!!!

(text source: saywhatjessie on tumblr)

Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!

[text source: mattdavelewis on twitter]

happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!

[image descriptions:

ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.

ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).

ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".

ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".

ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".

ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]

haha, Lynera said a dick joke.