when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)
They could be such good friends
[text source: briarhoes on twitter]
hey folks, quick announcement...
if y'all couldn't find my blog recently, that's my mistake. I messed up my visibility settings while I was up way too late. I thought I had the "hide me" settings turned on for some reason, so I switched them, thinking I was making my blog easier to find. I was wrong. they were already off. I hid the blog. oops.
I then forgot about it, and soon after, I noticed a massive drop in notes on all of my posts. days passed. THEN I realized what I'd done, and spent like fifteen minutes looking through my account settings trying to fix it, with a headache the whole time... before I realized that I was looking in the wrong place and the visibility settings were right there when you open the general settings and I just added an extra step that led to many more steps. all I needed to do was scroll down.
so I switched it back last night and woke up today with 30 notifications including two new followers. so uhh... welcome, y'all! problem solved, I guess!
hiya! It's been a few days since I sent it so I wanted to make sure you got my request? I know it's kinda a long post so I don't mean to rush! But I know Tumblr eats my asks alot so I thought I should ask
oops, I meant to respond earlier! yeah I did get it, I'm just doing a specific theme for June! I really loved the request, though, so I'll definitely be using it next month. thanks for reaching out!
Could you do that one post that's like "I had a lame boyfriend I'd hype him up"(I don't remember the rest off the top of my head) but with marvus, and zebruh is the bf? Yes I know my taste is trash and no I will not stop (/lh) also just realised if ur cool with it we could call you 'snom' as a nickname and I think that would be v funny
here you go!
this was really fun to make! I don't even ship them but this was too funny not to do!
also, I LOVE that name! I'm change my bio to put that there and by change my bio I mean add one in the first place because I don't really have one yet!
[text source: beadyeyes on tumblr]
act 3 was announced today and there's already fanart memes! I love this fandom!
Love these new trolls, can’t believe homestuck 3 is real!
Props to the og meme https://twitter.com/PhillipBankss/status/1452416473406840836?s=20&t=wB6Eo8JnH5RF5vM4oxkvPw
I love this one so much omg.
[text sources: yanderemidori and hoeingjara on tumblr]
you know who you are
'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda
I hope some of y'all have someone to send these to cause I sure don't lmao. I actually had a really violent nightmare about my father last night. but even so, it hasn't been the worst day, since I went to ihop and the beautiful waitress called me babygirl, which I can't say I expected!
anyway, what other holidays could I make e-cards like this for?
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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