Hiya! It's Been A Few Days Since I Sent It So I Wanted To Make Sure You Got My Request? I Know It's Kinda

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

ooooh I'm jealous!

Tavros being swallowed by a pile of plushies

(text source: shock and aliciasbakery on tumblr)

[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID

text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]

happy Hanukkah, y'all!

Assorted singular ones!

(text sources: MYS3CR3TCRUSh on twitter, and religiousmom, dankmemeking, and sinnlosekunst on tumblr)

[image descriptions: I'll make this quick and simple. it shows all the other ships that competed and that Rosemary won against everyone! in the final round, we won against alphys x undyne at 69% to 31%. nice!]

Rosemary won the finals!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡lo hicimos!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah yeah iconic yaoi poll botting scandal kawoshin v sasunaru upset of the century HAVE YOU HEARD that rosemary won the iconic yuri poll against alphyne by a margin of 69% on undertales anniversary after personally beating the likes of pearlrose appledash tyzula and bubbline even after multiple twitch streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers tried to glowsquid bubbline??

YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

not to bother but I think my request might have gotten eaten? Sorry for the trouble!

if it's the Marvus and Zebruh request, I did receive it! it was a little hard to figure out how I wanted to structure it, so it took a while longer to make than most of my posts. but don't worry, it's finished now and I'll post it on Monday!

I really hope that's the message you're talking about, because I did not receive any other request. if you sent me something else, I'll need you to send it a second time. sorry!

you ever get so weird with your gender that you just morph into a different art style?

[text source: @mxbutchtwink on tumblr. vae reblog a lot of stuff about vampires, monsterfucking, and other queer stuff, so I've used the text from a lot of those reblogs for incorrect quotes. but I think this is the first time I'm using vaer own words for one! so I thought I'd give vem a shout out for unintentionally and indirectly helping me out with this blog so many times!]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

hiya, I'm 🍱 anon, I asked lowqualityhomestuckedits first before I found your blog and promptly forgot I requested it the first time 😅

ah, that makes more sense. I thought you might've been testing as many editors as possible to find the alpha. thanks for telling me lmao.