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Well, what are yours? Mine are tired and also tired.

[text source: Skweezy on twitter]

I drew the toothbrushes myself with a mouse lmao. I was totally gonna make Mallek's teeth shiny, but I couldn't figure out to make it work.

[text sources: philsadelphia on twitter, and deverified and essentiallyjesus on tumblr]

I really like how they wrote him in pesterquest, with him all aro n stuff, I think it fits him really well!

[text source: opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

[Roxy says "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy—" Roxy stands over the condesce's dead body and continues: "and there is no empress of Alternia."]

DING DONG THE BATTERWITCH IS DEAD!!!! I've been mostly trying to keep to a once-a-week schedule, but this is a very, very, very special day. honk if you hate monarchy! 🤡

[text source: from the movie Megamind, but I changed part of the last line from "queen of england]

[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID

text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]

happy Hanukkah, y'all!

I just woke up. I haven't even sat up yet. I go on the tumblr dot com to help wake my brain up. And this horny mailman porn is what greets me.

It sounds straight out of homestuck. You could have told me that this was how everyone's favorite mailman, MC, was conceived and I would have believed you. I want to go back to sleep to escape this, but I don't want to see what kinds of weird-ass dreams I'd have. I'm stuck with the knowledge, no matter what. Forever.

Good morning, y'all...

Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’

To wit: mature.

He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.

God, he’d never been this hungry.

Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.

Explicit:

The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–

Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…

Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.

He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.

Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.

I'll be posting a fuckton this pride month! y'all better be ready!!!

[text sources: thefig and beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue on tumblr. you have no idea what I went through to get the really long name right. I take giving credit very seriously.]

they asked multiple people?!!?

did they ask one of us and then get tired of waiting so they asked the other?! I did take a while to get back to them. or did they want multiple versions?!! do they ask every homestuck editor this?!?!? who is this menace?!?! bento box anon, please tell me your story!

Marvus hypes up his lame af boyfriend Zebruh (yes I know I have bad taste and no I will not stop) -🍱

Hey everyone. I wanted to talk about why I haven't been posting. Besides being busy with my own life, I had to take a break from social media for the most part because hearing about the genocide on Palestine was getting to me. I was following what was happening very closely for a while, but then it got to be too much to handle. I understand that if just hearing about it hurts this much, the pain of the Palestinians is beyond my imagination. I'm saying this now because I don't want to be on this platform without making my stance clear: I am pro-Palestine, and anti-genocide. Israel is not a safe haven for Jewish people like they claim to be, they are killing people of any religious/spiritual beliefs, including (but not limited to) Judaism. It is not a war as it is one-sided; this is genocide, and there is no excuse for it.

I don't tend to post anything serious on here as this is mostly a meme blog, but this is too much for me to ignore. If you look to my most recent post, you can see that it went up in early October, just before the attacks. I felt it would be wrong of me to post anything if I didn't say what is nessasary. So now that I can handle it, here is that. I can't promise any other posts on here in the future, but if I do choose to do so, I have stated my beliefs and you know who you're following.

Thank you to anyone who reads this. It was difficult to get out, but I feel that is needed.

A few organizations to please donate to whenever possible are the International Rescue Committee and Doctors Without Borders. This gofundme has also been brought to my attention: https://gofund.me/bb3fafb6.

“think of my tiny legs!” Lots of trolls definitely don’t need to be told twice to think about MC’s legs, just sayin…

(text source: milgramexperiment and theoryofwar on tumblr)