Well, What Are Yours? Mine Are Tired And Also Tired.

you ever get so weird with your gender that you just morph into a different art style?

[text source: @mxbutchtwink on tumblr. vae reblog a lot of stuff about vampires, monsterfucking, and other queer stuff, so I've used the text from a lot of those reblogs for incorrect quotes. but I think this is the first time I'm using vaer own words for one! so I thought I'd give vem a shout out for unintentionally and indirectly helping me out with this blog so many times!]

You did it! And yes of course you get a cookie, as promised!

I made them with my mom! We used Martha Stewart's recipe for "old fashioned sugar cookies". It says "well done" if you can't tell. That stuff is pretty hard to write with! We even ate it for you!

Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!

[text source: mattdavelewis on twitter]

[image descriptions: a news article says "a starbucks customer says an employee smacked her in the face with a wet rag after she complained her drink was made incorrectly". Marsti is shown swinging her wet mop at Ardata's face. in the second panel, Chixie is at the café saying "it hurts to see other people living your dreams!" / end ID]

get her!

[text sources: a business insider article by grace dean, and ginkgocrown on twitter]

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

[image description 5:

Dave says, "one time I dreamt Obama followed me around my house chanting, 'gay, gay, homosexual, gay,' until I cried." Dave summons another Dave from a different timeline to help him illustrate obama's part in this. when the other Dave leaves, he continues, "it was somehow the most humbling experience of my life." Rose replies, "# assigned gay by president". / end of all IDs.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

here it is! happy queer pride, everyone!!!

[image descriptions part 1:

ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

part two will be in the reblog!

[ID: in the caverns, Bronya says "get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!" Lanque replies, "that's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal". / end ID.

text sources: trans-mom and slightmayhem on tumblr]

...was?!

Y'all can send me asks if you want to see any specific characters!

(text source: lobaatomy on tumblr)

[image descriptions: I'll make this quick and simple. it shows all the other ships that competed and that Rosemary won against everyone! in the final round, we won against alphys x undyne at 69% to 31%. nice!]

Rosemary won the finals!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡lo hicimos!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah yeah iconic yaoi poll botting scandal kawoshin v sasunaru upset of the century HAVE YOU HEARD that rosemary won the iconic yuri poll against alphyne by a margin of 69% on undertales anniversary after personally beating the likes of pearlrose appledash tyzula and bubbline even after multiple twitch streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers tried to glowsquid bubbline??

YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

tbh people in my town are probably actually dying from the heat we're having. the other day, it was 107°. people legitimately aren't thinking straight lately because it's that fucking hot. and by that I mean that my own brain fog has gotten a lot worse, and the rest the people here are the way I was before this heat wave.

...so, how's summer been for y'all?

[text source: flower-petal-pansexual on tumblr]