[ID: In The Caverns, Bronya Says "get In The Halloween Spirit And Make A Ghost!" Lanque Replies, "that's

I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID

text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]

happy Hanukkah, y'all!

there were only three questions, but boy were they tough to choose!

hi just for fun i’m doing a simple little google survey to poll what are ppl’s favorite hiveswap trolls LOL. feel free to share! this might also help me gauge if i’ll ever do more future hiveswap fan merch too hehe

hey look

HIVESWAP ACT 3. like actually! what pumpkin and everything! I totally thought it was a fangame at first, but no!!!

no word on when it will come out, but now we know it's being worked on!

(text source: punlich and kiloueka on tumblr)

POV: Polypa ruins your movie experience while undercover

Some life advice for aspiring young punks!

(text source: onlyfoolsandvikings and melonfucker4)

[Roxy says "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy—" Roxy stands over the condesce's dead body and continues: "and there is no empress of Alternia."]

DING DONG THE BATTERWITCH IS DEAD!!!! I've been mostly trying to keep to a once-a-week schedule, but this is a very, very, very special day. honk if you hate monarchy! 🤡

[text source: from the movie Megamind, but I changed part of the last line from "queen of england]

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

(text source: hungarian on tumblr)

guess who forgot this site existed! …again. I’ve been having computer trouble and needed some time off, but I mostly took care of that and I miss this blog, so I’m gonna try to start posting again! I couldn’t say how frequently, though.