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POV: Polypa ruins your movie experience while undercover

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

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ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

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part two will be in the reblog!

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guess who forgot this site existed! …again. I’ve been having computer trouble and needed some time off, but I mostly took care of that and I miss this blog, so I’m gonna try to start posting again! I couldn’t say how frequently, though.

I'll be posting a fuckton this pride month! y'all better be ready!!!

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hiya! It's been a few days since I sent it so I wanted to make sure you got my request? I know it's kinda a long post so I don't mean to rush! But I know Tumblr eats my asks alot so I thought I should ask

oops, I meant to respond earlier! yeah I did get it, I'm just doing a specific theme for June! I really loved the request, though, so I'll definitely be using it next month. thanks for reaching out!

lord irish

irelands new prime minster

[ID: Lynera is in the caverns. she says "it's almost October! time for me to get seduced by a femme vampire in an old castle". scene changes to Ardata in front of a haunted house. she says "it's almost October! time for me to find a wide-eyed maiden to lure into my castle and seduce". / end ID.

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they know how to party!

this Pikachu man ate my son

We all know about the pikachu man ad that @staff has been haunting us with for the past couple weeks, but do you know what happens when you click it?

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