POV: Polypa Ruins Your Movie Experience While Undercover

honk at them eight times.

When I tell you I almost crashed my car just now

happy Jane day, everyone! I've been having computer trouble AGAIN, but I am not about to let that get in the way celebrating my favorite fandom's holiday AND the one year anniversary of my blog! so I figured out how to make these on my phone! it's a lot harder, and I kind of had to relearn the whole process, but in the end, it worked out and I'm proud!

[text sources: iamchrisscott and HarperCollins on twitter]

!!!!!

cool sweater

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

And thus, a friendship was born.

(text source: beetledrink, creepsandcrawlers, kramergate, and laflenkenway on tumblr)

Well, what are yours? Mine are tired and also tired.

[text source: Skweezy on twitter]

Could you do that one post that's like "I had a lame boyfriend I'd hype him up"(I don't remember the rest off the top of my head) but with marvus, and zebruh is the bf? Yes I know my taste is trash and no I will not stop (/lh) also just realised if ur cool with it we could call you 'snom' as a nickname and I think that would be v funny

here you go!

this was really fun to make! I don't even ship them but this was too funny not to do!

also, I LOVE that name! I'm change my bio to put that there and by change my bio I mean add one in the first place because I don't really have one yet!

[text source: beadyeyes on tumblr]

Thank you @clowngirlhonkers and everyone who got me to 2000 reblogs!

okay tumblr said that part for me but I think it's too funny to leave out! of course the important person to get me to the 2000th reblog and get automatically publicly credited has a name like that. I love this fandom. thanks y'all!

found it!

now spill!

i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭

I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)

I drew the toothbrushes myself with a mouse lmao. I was totally gonna make Mallek's teeth shiny, but I couldn't figure out to make it work.

[text sources: philsadelphia on twitter, and deverified and essentiallyjesus on tumblr]