Honk At Them Eight Times.

I drew the toothbrushes myself with a mouse lmao. I was totally gonna make Mallek's teeth shiny, but I couldn't figure out to make it work.

[text sources: philsadelphia on twitter, and deverified and essentiallyjesus on tumblr]

You just know she's pronouncing "lol" as three separate letters and not like one word.

(text sources: drpr0bablyn0t, thefutureisdoomed, akeelahandthebinapartment23, and officiousseeingeyebitch- on tumblr)

…biiiiiitch

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I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭

I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)

Shit.

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

[ID: Polypa walks by a haunted house and says, "as a martial artist, I could never do extreme haunted houses, which kinda sucks." the scene flashes to her in Nihkee's dungeon, being attacked by a bloody bear. Polypa continues, "I would definitely accidentally punch someone as a reflex if they grabbed me." she is now in front of a carousel. she says, disappointed, "I'll stick to the lame ones I do every year" / end ID.

text source: Iam Julian on youtube under a HannahTheHorrible video.]

please don't go to mckamey manor or anything like it. there's nothing good about it. cheap scares from a cheap haunt are better than expensive therapy and paying to get traumatized. there is a difference between spooky and traumatic. please be reasonable.

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

[text sources: princessmo and mxbutchtwink on tumblr]

I'll be posting a fuckton this pride month! y'all better be ready!!!

[text sources: thefig and beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue on tumblr. you have no idea what I went through to get the really long name right. I take giving credit very seriously.]

*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.

that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.

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