[ID: Polypa Walks By A Haunted House And Says, "as A Martial Artist, I Could Never Do Extreme Haunted

(text source: shock and aliciasbakery on tumblr)

I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

Could you do that one post that's like "I had a lame boyfriend I'd hype him up"(I don't remember the rest off the top of my head) but with marvus, and zebruh is the bf? Yes I know my taste is trash and no I will not stop (/lh) also just realised if ur cool with it we could call you 'snom' as a nickname and I think that would be v funny

here you go!

this was really fun to make! I don't even ship them but this was too funny not to do!

also, I LOVE that name! I'm change my bio to put that there and by change my bio I mean add one in the first place because I don't really have one yet!

[text source: beadyeyes on tumblr]

aaaww! I think the way you worded the image description made it even cuter!

happy pride month! [ID in alt text]

oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol

[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]

you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!

[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]

*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.

that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.

[text source: submitted by usedteamachinekillsagain to my-gender-is on tumblr]

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

I don't mean to bother but I wanted to let you know bovinelung (the person you reblogged from) is against mspec lesbians. I'd hope you support them(mspec lesbians), but I don't believe you've said anything about it in the past so I thought I should make sure

ugh, that's really gross of them. thanks for telling me. I took down the reblog, took back my like, and blocked them.

I want to make it clear that I absolutely do support using the word lesbian as a broad term. Sappho of Lesbos herself wrote about her attraction to men as well, so I don't see how it would make any sense to name something after someone if it doesn't even apply the namesake.

I'll be more careful to check who I reblog from now. that post itself seemed so lighthearted, it's kinda creepy to think about how casually hateful people can be while on a queer site in a queer fandom for a queer story.

I'm about to go through all my past reblogs, I guess. feel free to let me know if you notice anything else like that.

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 57TH??

On a fuckin throne as usual. Where were you? Huh? Huh?!!?