I Don't Mean To Bother But I Wanted To Let You Know Bovinelung (the Person You Reblogged From) Is Against

ooooh I'm jealous!

Tavros being swallowed by a pile of plushies

hey look

HIVESWAP ACT 3. like actually! what pumpkin and everything! I totally thought it was a fangame at first, but no!!!

no word on when it will come out, but now we know it's being worked on!

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

(text source: hungarian on tumblr)

guess who forgot this site existed! …again. I’ve been having computer trouble and needed some time off, but I mostly took care of that and I miss this blog, so I’m gonna try to start posting again! I couldn’t say how frequently, though.

(text source: punlich and kiloueka on tumblr)

[ID: Lynera is in the caverns. she says "it's almost October! time for me to get seduced by a femme vampire in an old castle". scene changes to Ardata in front of a haunted house. she says "it's almost October! time for me to find a wide-eyed maiden to lure into my castle and seduce". / end ID.

text sources: vitaandvirginia2018 and marzipanandminutiae on tumblr]

they know how to party!

🎵 bi people, having fun, global domination over everyone! 🎶

every now and then I'll pull a weird ship out of my ass, just because the specific characters fit the text, but they've never met in canon or at least the relationship they do have has never been explored in a romantic way, and I think it's so fun to think about how that would work out for them, what quadrant, etc, no matter how weird it seems. I chose Tagora and Trizza for this post because they both like money and dislike mercy. a match made in hell!

[text sources: maamlet and himborc on tumblr. I edited the Tagora and MC sprites myself]

I just woke up. I haven't even sat up yet. I go on the tumblr dot com to help wake my brain up. And this horny mailman porn is what greets me.

It sounds straight out of homestuck. You could have told me that this was how everyone's favorite mailman, MC, was conceived and I would have believed you. I want to go back to sleep to escape this, but I don't want to see what kinds of weird-ass dreams I'd have. I'm stuck with the knowledge, no matter what. Forever.

Good morning, y'all...

Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’

To wit: mature.

He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.

God, he’d never been this hungry.

Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.

Explicit:

The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–

Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…

Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.

He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.

Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.

act 3 was announced today and there's already fanart memes! I love this fandom!

Love these new trolls, can’t believe homestuck 3 is real!

Props to the og meme https://twitter.com/PhillipBankss/status/1452416473406840836?s=20&t=wB6Eo8JnH5RF5vM4oxkvPw

i was so ready to be the one to translate the alternian, ive been reading and writing it for like 7 years, I've trained for this day etc etc 😤 only to find out they changed it for hiveswap and my beloved daedric alternian is nowhere to be found!!! kids these days with their newfangled non-copywrite-stricken Modern Alternian, i tell u what

I've been meaning to look into OG Alternian. But if you're interested in learning Hiveswap Alternian, the way I learned it was through the character select cards at the start of each volume in Friendsim. It had the characters' names written in both english and Alternian, and between all of them, I was able to find the symbols for every letter and the question mark. I also found the Alternian exclamation point and period from background posters and stuff.

Azdaja and Chahut's cards helped me the most. I can't look at their cards without remembering how they taught me the ABCs!

Well anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm! Maybe one day, I'll learn old Alternian and write something that you can translate! But for now, here's a cookie for your effort!

It took me a while to respond because I needed to wait for an opportunity to make some! My little brother wrote the message, in english, for convenience (it says "nice try" if you can't tell. that stuff is pretty hard to write with)!