(text Source: Hungarian On Tumblr)

found it!

now spill!

i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭

I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)

the special important lad of the day

Lil crab boys special day

im gonna say it.

you cannot separate monsterfucking from queerness.

& for the love of fuck i don't need babygays coming at me with "you're equating being gay with being a monster!" go back to tiktok, this is for the adults.

monsterfucking is so queer bc so many of us feel unlovable, so many of us can't relate to real world affections & attractions. (aces & aros in particular)

so yeah, i wanna fuck that monster, bc deep down, i hope someone will love the monster i think i am.

[image description: Nihkee is in her work-out dungeon. a box of text says in asterisks "pirate woman on sixteen hundreds tinder voice". Nihkee says "aye they call me the peg... and not because of me fake leg." cut to Mallek and Elwurd talking. Mallek says "d'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" Elwurd says "oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her." / end of ID]

if y'all couldn't tell by now, I like pirates.

[text sources: peniswakt (who is deactivated) and nudityandnerdery on tumblr]

this Pikachu man ate my son

We all know about the pikachu man ad that @staff has been haunting us with for the past couple weeks, but do you know what happens when you click it?

thumbnail by @transkanayamaryam

honk at them eight times.

When I tell you I almost crashed my car just now

I don't necessarily ship all these, I just put whoever I thought was the most fitting, but I think the dynamics are really interesting to think about! Anyway, Polypa should host her own dating show.

(text source: GilpinGrace on twitter)

(text source: punlich and kiloueka on tumblr)

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

[image description 1/3: Tavros laments, "if dr frank n furter's castle in rocky horror is wheelchair accessible, what excuse does anyone else have?" / end ID 1. ID 2: Kuprum dramatically passes his psionic energy to Folykl, while he shouts "you've been hit by my autism blast! it goes right into your brain and diverges your neurons!" / end ID 2. ID 3: MC interrupts John to say "if you hear me telling the same story twice, just let it go. I only have like six memories and they all take turns". John looks shook. / end of image descriptions.]

fittingly, we're in the last week of disabled pride month and this is the only set of memes I've been able to make for the occasion, because I burnt myself out, AND I've been busy with physical therapy. way too fitting lmao.

[text sources: givemepllants on twitter, evilcassboygenius on tumblr, and jzux on twitter]