I Don't Necessarily Ship All These, I Just Put Whoever I Thought Was The Most Fitting, But I Think The

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[image descriptions: I'll make this quick and simple. it shows all the other ships that competed and that Rosemary won against everyone! in the final round, we won against alphys x undyne at 69% to 31%. nice!]

Rosemary won the finals!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡lo hicimos!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah yeah iconic yaoi poll botting scandal kawoshin v sasunaru upset of the century HAVE YOU HEARD that rosemary won the iconic yuri poll against alphyne by a margin of 69% on undertales anniversary after personally beating the likes of pearlrose appledash tyzula and bubbline even after multiple twitch streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers tried to glowsquid bubbline??

YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

im gonna say it.

you cannot separate monsterfucking from queerness.

& for the love of fuck i don't need babygays coming at me with "you're equating being gay with being a monster!" go back to tiktok, this is for the adults.

monsterfucking is so queer bc so many of us feel unlovable, so many of us can't relate to real world affections & attractions. (aces & aros in particular)

so yeah, i wanna fuck that monster, bc deep down, i hope someone will love the monster i think i am.

Today was my birthday! My mom and I made and decorated my cake, so here's that!

Most of the day kinda sucked, though. And I didn't get to do much of what I wanted to do, which really wasn't much. But at least I made something I'm proud of.

His name is Alonzo, by the way.

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*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.

that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.

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*mic drop*

This sounds like something my older brother would say while hyped up on sugar and complaining about my taste.

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life imitates art

I'm fucking dying laughing over this tired hungry nonsense omfg. "I'm gonna lie down," they said, already lying down.

while it's certainly not unusual for me to write down my weird-ass intrusive thoughts, I'm not yet used to posting them and them being acknowledged as a thing that happened and I'm going absolutely fucking bananas about the whole situation lmao... they totally sounded like Dad Egbert I swear!

also when I saw the tag "/pos" I thought for a moment that it meant "piece of shit". like not to me or anyone in particular, don't worry, I just assumed that it was a relevant tag for some reason.

I'm feeling a lot better now, for the record...

Phew boi it's been a while hasn't it?

How's my buddy? You doin' okay sugar?

Are you remembering to take care of yourself? Not overworking or stressing out too much?

I'm proud of you, I'm sure you hear this a lot, but I am I mean look at you

You've come so far, worked so hard, and it shows

I hope you know that you're enough, that your worth doesn't boil down to how much work/content you can produce

You're a great person, and I could go on and on with synonyms but I'll keep it simple heh

Also WOW your art is like wow

I'm sorry like I honestly haven't seen it until recently and I don't have words, you can write AND draw? You're all around talented!

I'm really glad we're friends :) -🐝

🥺🥺🥺i’m really glad we’re friends too!! i love you!!!

i’m doing ok actually!

i’m currently on vacation in florida (first time outside of europe😳) so i’m trying not to stress too much about posting currently. i’ll get back on the grind when i get home😎

thank you so much for all the compliments, it really means a lot to me! i could send them all right back at you as well but it would be a long post ahahah

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Dave says, "one time I dreamt Obama followed me around my house chanting, 'gay, gay, homosexual, gay,' until I cried." Dave summons another Dave from a different timeline to help him illustrate obama's part in this. when the other Dave leaves, he continues, "it was somehow the most humbling experience of my life." Rose replies, "# assigned gay by president". / end of all IDs.

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here it is! happy queer pride, everyone!!!

[image descriptions part 1:

ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

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part two will be in the reblog!