[text Sources: Hyvel, Deans-left-buttcheek, And Hawlmuchalucha On Tumblr]

GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

act 3 was announced today and there's already fanart memes! I love this fandom!

Love these new trolls, can’t believe homestuck 3 is real!

Props to the og meme https://twitter.com/PhillipBankss/status/1452416473406840836?s=20&t=wB6Eo8JnH5RF5vM4oxkvPw

I made this years ago and I figured I should post it today! if you'll note the difference in the quality of the pictures, my phone detected a face in the first one and used the beauty filter... on an egg.

[Roxy says "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy—" Roxy stands over the condesce's dead body and continues: "and there is no empress of Alternia."]

DING DONG THE BATTERWITCH IS DEAD!!!! I've been mostly trying to keep to a once-a-week schedule, but this is a very, very, very special day. honk if you hate monarchy! 🤡

[text source: from the movie Megamind, but I changed part of the last line from "queen of england]

you know who you are

'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda

“think of my tiny legs!” Lots of trolls definitely don’t need to be told twice to think about MC’s legs, just sayin…

(text source: milgramexperiment and theoryofwar on tumblr)

[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]

she doesn't even know

scary

(text source: tvguts on tumblr)

bonus for talk like a pirate day:

[ID 1/2: Doc Scratch narrates Rose's life, saying "from a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you'll look in a month. one day, your reflection is gone." Rose continues the narration: "'huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it'. 'what?' calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room. 'tell you later' I say." Kanaya joins her by the mirrors and sees what she meant. / end ID 1. I hope that was understandable.

ID 2/2: Joey poses in a pirate costume. Elwurd, giving her a thumbs up of approval, says "pirates and wlw, can't get any better than that". / end ID 2/2]

ggrrr, argh.

[text sources: writing-prompt-s and foxoftheasterisk on tumblr, and Amelia Rowe on youtube under a Reinaeiry video]

[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"

ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"

ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]

I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.