[I Know It Already Says The Sources But I Will Put It In Writing Too. Text Sources: Edwin Molina, Funny

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

I'm fucking dying laughing over this tired hungry nonsense omfg. "I'm gonna lie down," they said, already lying down.

while it's certainly not unusual for me to write down my weird-ass intrusive thoughts, I'm not yet used to posting them and them being acknowledged as a thing that happened and I'm going absolutely fucking bananas about the whole situation lmao... they totally sounded like Dad Egbert I swear!

also when I saw the tag "/pos" I thought for a moment that it meant "piece of shit". like not to me or anyone in particular, don't worry, I just assumed that it was a relevant tag for some reason.

I'm feeling a lot better now, for the record...

Phew boi it's been a while hasn't it?

How's my buddy? You doin' okay sugar?

Are you remembering to take care of yourself? Not overworking or stressing out too much?

I'm proud of you, I'm sure you hear this a lot, but I am I mean look at you

You've come so far, worked so hard, and it shows

I hope you know that you're enough, that your worth doesn't boil down to how much work/content you can produce

You're a great person, and I could go on and on with synonyms but I'll keep it simple heh

Also WOW your art is like wow

I'm sorry like I honestly haven't seen it until recently and I don't have words, you can write AND draw? You're all around talented!

I'm really glad we're friends :) -🐝

🥺🥺🥺i’m really glad we’re friends too!! i love you!!!

i’m doing ok actually!

i’m currently on vacation in florida (first time outside of europe😳) so i’m trying not to stress too much about posting currently. i’ll get back on the grind when i get home😎

thank you so much for all the compliments, it really means a lot to me! i could send them all right back at you as well but it would be a long post ahahah

i was so ready to be the one to translate the alternian, ive been reading and writing it for like 7 years, I've trained for this day etc etc 😤 only to find out they changed it for hiveswap and my beloved daedric alternian is nowhere to be found!!! kids these days with their newfangled non-copywrite-stricken Modern Alternian, i tell u what

I've been meaning to look into OG Alternian. But if you're interested in learning Hiveswap Alternian, the way I learned it was through the character select cards at the start of each volume in Friendsim. It had the characters' names written in both english and Alternian, and between all of them, I was able to find the symbols for every letter and the question mark. I also found the Alternian exclamation point and period from background posters and stuff.

Azdaja and Chahut's cards helped me the most. I can't look at their cards without remembering how they taught me the ABCs!

Well anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm! Maybe one day, I'll learn old Alternian and write something that you can translate! But for now, here's a cookie for your effort!

It took me a while to respond because I needed to wait for an opportunity to make some! My little brother wrote the message, in english, for convenience (it says "nice try" if you can't tell. that stuff is pretty hard to write with)!

Well, I’m in!

(text source: officialunitedstates on tumblr)

It’s good that they can look on the bright side, I suppose.

(text source: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag on tumblr)

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

Assorted singular ones!

(text sources: MYS3CR3TCRUSh on twitter, and religiousmom, dankmemeking, and sinnlosekunst on tumblr)

[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID

text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]

happy Hanukkah, y'all!

*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.

that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.

[text source: submitted by usedteamachinekillsagain to my-gender-is on tumblr]

[ID 1/2: Azdaja and MC are in front of a volcano with a big spider in it. Azdaja says, "Santa is on strike due to global warming." MC is wearing a Santa hat and looks pissed. an arrow points from the word Santa to MC. Azdaja is now in an aircraft with Konyyl. Azdaja says, "all presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas tiger." Konyyl holds a wrapped gift and says, "milk and cookies may not be sufficient". the two are now in an apartment. Konyyl says, "MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN!" Azdaja replies, "yes good". Konyyl continues, "AND EAT THE BAD ONES!" Azdaja says, "wait no". Konyyl says, "EAT THEM!" and lunges as Azdaja shouts, "Sasha no!" / end ID 1.

ID 2: Zebruh sits in a movie theater. he says, disgusted, "honestly can't believe they're making a Christmas movie called the Grincharov. they should just leave classics alone." /end ID.

text sources: fallcaeser, thefingerfuckingfema, and nega-torie on tumblr.]

🎵 it's beginning to look a lot like Iceland 🎶

happy holidays, folks! I hope Sasha was merciful to y'all!

[bonus ID: Sasha the Christmas tiger eats Zebruh. / end ID]

okay you cannot tell me that Zebruh would not be an overly cynical film critic on youtube.