[ID 1/2: Azdaja And MC Are In Front Of A Volcano With A Big Spider In It. Azdaja Says, "Santa Is On Strike

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Happy birthday angy dude!

Y'all remember this?

Logos you might find on Alternia

Discorpse:

Grype:

Chittr:

Bitch:

*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.

that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.

[text source: submitted by usedteamachinekillsagain to my-gender-is on tumblr]

lmao what a concept 🤣

that totally sounds like Miette!

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

[text source: nacho-joe-yo]

[ID: Lynera is in the caverns. she says "it's almost October! time for me to get seduced by a femme vampire in an old castle". scene changes to Ardata in front of a haunted house. she says "it's almost October! time for me to find a wide-eyed maiden to lure into my castle and seduce". / end ID.

text sources: vitaandvirginia2018 and marzipanandminutiae on tumblr]

they know how to party!

I threw together some mother's day e-cards! here's a sweet one:

and here's a cursed one:

the second one is more biologically specific, but the first one can work for all sorts of motherly figures. I'll be sending both to my mom, and I'll show the first one to my cat because she's a mom! and I'll make father's day ones next month!

OH MY GOD this is so perfect I love it!!!! 💜 thank you!!!

Bonk.

Inspired by this post, lmaooo.

[ID: Polypa walks by a haunted house and says, "as a martial artist, I could never do extreme haunted houses, which kinda sucks." the scene flashes to her in Nihkee's dungeon, being attacked by a bloody bear. Polypa continues, "I would definitely accidentally punch someone as a reflex if they grabbed me." she is now in front of a carousel. she says, disappointed, "I'll stick to the lame ones I do every year" / end ID.

text source: Iam Julian on youtube under a HannahTheHorrible video.]

please don't go to mckamey manor or anything like it. there's nothing good about it. cheap scares from a cheap haunt are better than expensive therapy and paying to get traumatized. there is a difference between spooky and traumatic. please be reasonable.

[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"

ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"

ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]

I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.

“I wasn’t born, I was hatched, what are you ta/king about?“

Also “libro” is Spanish for book!

(text source: gourmetgay on tumblr)