[image description: Nihkee is in her work-out dungeon. a box of text says in asterisks "pirate woman on sixteen hundreds tinder voice". Nihkee says "aye they call me the peg... and not because of me fake leg." cut to Mallek and Elwurd talking. Mallek says "d'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" Elwurd says "oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her." / end of ID]
if y'all couldn't tell by now, I like pirates.
[text sources: peniswakt (who is deactivated) and nudityandnerdery on tumblr]
HIVESWAP ACT 3. like actually! what pumpkin and everything! I totally thought it was a fangame at first, but no!!!
no word on when it will come out, but now we know it's being worked on!
[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]
she doesn't even know
[image description 1/ 3: Diemen is in the meat freezer, holding a hot dog. there is a text box next him that says "(flirting)". Diemen says, to the hot dog, "you look so biteable today". / end of ID 1.
ID 2/3: Mallek is holding MC while shouting "I can fix him! (my robot parter who needs technical repairs)" / end of ID 2.
ID 3/3: Kuprum and Folykl are in their usual ally by the dumpster. Folykl says "sorry bro, I can't hang out today. I used up all my mana." / end image descriptions.]
I think the arrow kinda looks like Mallek's snake lusus, who I like to call Mr Noodle. I am now picturing him pointing himself towards something, turning his head, and unhinging his jaw, just to point at something.
...okay, who wants a fanfic?
[text sources: fanghusband-remade, imagineyourfo, and beeword]
“think of my tiny legs!” Lots of trolls definitely don’t need to be told twice to think about MC’s legs, just sayin…
(text source: milgramexperiment and theoryofwar on tumblr)
[image description 1/3: Tavros laments, "if dr frank n furter's castle in rocky horror is wheelchair accessible, what excuse does anyone else have?" / end ID 1. ID 2: Kuprum dramatically passes his psionic energy to Folykl, while he shouts "you've been hit by my autism blast! it goes right into your brain and diverges your neurons!" / end ID 2. ID 3: MC interrupts John to say "if you hear me telling the same story twice, just let it go. I only have like six memories and they all take turns". John looks shook. / end of image descriptions.]
fittingly, we're in the last week of disabled pride month and this is the only set of memes I've been able to make for the occasion, because I burnt myself out, AND I've been busy with physical therapy. way too fitting lmao.
[text sources: givemepllants on twitter, evilcassboygenius on tumblr, and jzux on twitter]
[ID 1/2: Azdaja and MC are in front of a volcano with a big spider in it. Azdaja says, "Santa is on strike due to global warming." MC is wearing a Santa hat and looks pissed. an arrow points from the word Santa to MC. Azdaja is now in an aircraft with Konyyl. Azdaja says, "all presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas tiger." Konyyl holds a wrapped gift and says, "milk and cookies may not be sufficient". the two are now in an apartment. Konyyl says, "MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN!" Azdaja replies, "yes good". Konyyl continues, "AND EAT THE BAD ONES!" Azdaja says, "wait no". Konyyl says, "EAT THEM!" and lunges as Azdaja shouts, "Sasha no!" / end ID 1.
ID 2: Zebruh sits in a movie theater. he says, disgusted, "honestly can't believe they're making a Christmas movie called the Grincharov. they should just leave classics alone." /end ID.
text sources: fallcaeser, thefingerfuckingfema, and nega-torie on tumblr.]
🎵 it's beginning to look a lot like Iceland 🎶
happy holidays, folks! I hope Sasha was merciful to y'all!
[bonus ID: Sasha the Christmas tiger eats Zebruh. / end ID]
okay you cannot tell me that Zebruh would not be an overly cynical film critic on youtube.
I really like how they wrote him in pesterquest, with him all aro n stuff, I think it fits him really well!
[text source: opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]
Well, what are yours? Mine are tired and also tired.
[text source: Skweezy on twitter]
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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