Please Tell Me I'm Not The Only One Who Thought It Said Motherfucker At First

i was so ready to be the one to translate the alternian, ive been reading and writing it for like 7 years, I've trained for this day etc etc 😤 only to find out they changed it for hiveswap and my beloved daedric alternian is nowhere to be found!!! kids these days with their newfangled non-copywrite-stricken Modern Alternian, i tell u what

I've been meaning to look into OG Alternian. But if you're interested in learning Hiveswap Alternian, the way I learned it was through the character select cards at the start of each volume in Friendsim. It had the characters' names written in both english and Alternian, and between all of them, I was able to find the symbols for every letter and the question mark. I also found the Alternian exclamation point and period from background posters and stuff.

Azdaja and Chahut's cards helped me the most. I can't look at their cards without remembering how they taught me the ABCs!

Well anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm! Maybe one day, I'll learn old Alternian and write something that you can translate! But for now, here's a cookie for your effort!

It took me a while to respond because I needed to wait for an opportunity to make some! My little brother wrote the message, in english, for convenience (it says "nice try" if you can't tell. that stuff is pretty hard to write with)!

[image descriptions: the condesce addresses Kanaya, Rose, John, and Roxy, saying, "hey everyone, it's pride!" she holds up her trident. "you know what that means!" her trident and the Pisces symbol on her bodysuit are now rainbow striped, and she says while smirking, "forgetting about our war crimes because we have a rainbow logo now!" / end ID.

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happy pride, everybody!

“think of my tiny legs!” Lots of trolls definitely don’t need to be told twice to think about MC’s legs, just sayin…

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Could you do that one post that's like "I had a lame boyfriend I'd hype him up"(I don't remember the rest off the top of my head) but with marvus, and zebruh is the bf? Yes I know my taste is trash and no I will not stop (/lh) also just realised if ur cool with it we could call you 'snom' as a nickname and I think that would be v funny

here you go!

this was really fun to make! I don't even ship them but this was too funny not to do!

also, I LOVE that name! I'm change my bio to put that there and by change my bio I mean add one in the first place because I don't really have one yet!

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[image descriptions, part two:

Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?

Tyzias: *takes a big sip*

Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.

*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*

Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]

this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

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[image description 1/2: Kanaya sits on her crafting table with her keyboard on her lap. she says: "you have been CHEESED." she types away, saying "cheese cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese cheese, cheese, cheese chee chee chee chee chee chee chee, cheez chee chee chee chee chee, cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese."

ID 2/2: Feferi's lusus, Gl'bgolyb, tells her, "it's very important that I'm allowed to slumber for one thousand years and never feel any pain. Fef does not want to here it. / end ID]

I don't even know if that's how you spell cheece.

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It’s good that they can look on the bright side, I suppose.

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GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

OH MY GOD this is so perfect I love it!!!! 💜 thank you!!!

Bonk.

Inspired by this post, lmaooo.

[image description:

Feferi is standing in the void, excitedly repeating, "hands you a sea slug" before getting cut off the 8th time around. Eridan, distressed, says, "wh– why'd you stop?" he is sad. / end image description.]

now it's disabled pride month!!! I'll be adding IDs to more of my old posts to celebrate, so here's the first of that!

I also want a sea slug.

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