[image description:
Feferi is standing in the void, excitedly repeating, "hands you a sea slug" before getting cut off the 8th time around. Eridan, distressed, says, "wh– why'd you stop?" he is sad. / end image description.]
now it's disabled pride month!!! I'll be adding IDs to more of my old posts to celebrate, so here's the first of that!
I also want a sea slug.
(text source: teenytinyfrog and oracleoftheorzhov on tumblr)
[image description: a sprite edit of doc scratch, who usually has no face, now with a badly drawn angry face. he has thick downturned brows, tiny dots as eyes, a squiggly line as a nose, and a mostly vertical frown. I use this as my profile picture. / end ID.]
sometimes I see posts or messages from people with characters I know as their profile pics I'll keep thinking that the character is talking, and I wonder if anyone has that for me and my pfp? I hope boomer caillou doesn't make anyone feel too weird around me!
well anyway, happy belated disabled pride month! I meant to post this and a few more image descriptions in July to celebrate, but I fittingly got too sick to have the time and energy. this happened last year as well. very funny, mortal vessel >:(
I gave him a face!
oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol
[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]
you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!
[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]
found it!
now spill!
i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭
I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)
i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭
I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)
Y'all can send me asks if you want to see any specific characters!
(text source: lobaatomy on tumblr)
Y'ALL
[image description: Daytah Whyfye on discord says: "I'm abusing my powers to say, VOTE ROSEMARY". there's a link to a Twitter poll where you can vote for which ship you like better: Bubbline (adventure time) or Rosemary (homestuck). then there's a tweet from James Roach saying "fuck it, if Rosemary wins I will personally make sure there is new content for you". / end ID]
here is the link to the poll:
go forth and vote!
[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID
text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]
happy Hanukkah, y'all!
(text source: userjaymes on twitter)
happy Jane day, everyone! I've been having computer trouble AGAIN, but I am not about to let that get in the way celebrating my favorite fandom's holiday AND the one year anniversary of my blog! so I figured out how to make these on my phone! it's a lot harder, and I kind of had to relearn the whole process, but in the end, it worked out and I'm proud!
[text sources: iamchrisscott and HarperCollins on twitter]
I just woke up. I haven't even sat up yet. I go on the tumblr dot com to help wake my brain up. And this horny mailman porn is what greets me.
It sounds straight out of homestuck. You could have told me that this was how everyone's favorite mailman, MC, was conceived and I would have believed you. I want to go back to sleep to escape this, but I don't want to see what kinds of weird-ass dreams I'd have. I'm stuck with the knowledge, no matter what. Forever.
Good morning, y'all...
Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?
Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’
To wit: mature.
He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.
God, he’d never been this hungry.
Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.
Explicit:
The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–
Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…
Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.
He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.
Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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