Some Life Advice For Aspiring Young Punks!

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Merry Christmas and happy Capricorn season, here’s some hot guys! Fun fact: Capricorn is sometimes called “the father of the zodiac” or “the daddy sign”. Explains a lot, huh?

btw all the translations I could find said that the Irish name “Daidi na Nollag” is closer to “father of December”, but their word for “father” is “daidi” and is pronounced like “daddy”, so it’s only sort of of true? I hope that helps some of y’all sleep better lmao

Thank you @clowngirlhonkers and everyone who got me to 2000 reblogs!

okay tumblr said that part for me but I think it's too funny to leave out! of course the important person to get me to the 2000th reblog and get automatically publicly credited has a name like that. I love this fandom. thanks y'all!

Well, I’m in!

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life imitates art

She’s coming back to finish the job!

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if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

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hey folks, quick announcement...

if y'all couldn't find my blog recently, that's my mistake. I messed up my visibility settings while I was up way too late. I thought I had the "hide me" settings turned on for some reason, so I switched them, thinking I was making my blog easier to find. I was wrong. they were already off. I hid the blog. oops.

I then forgot about it, and soon after, I noticed a massive drop in notes on all of my posts. days passed. THEN I realized what I'd done, and spent like fifteen minutes looking through my account settings trying to fix it, with a headache the whole time... before I realized that I was looking in the wrong place and the visibility settings were right there when you open the general settings and I just added an extra step that led to many more steps. all I needed to do was scroll down.

so I switched it back last night and woke up today with 30 notifications including two new followers. so uhh... welcome, y'all! problem solved, I guess!

aaaww! I think the way you worded the image description made it even cuter!

happy pride month! [ID in alt text]

Y'all remember this?

Logos you might find on Alternia

Discorpse:

Grype:

Chittr:

Bitch:

Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!

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