Whoever Can Translate The Alternian Into English Gets A Cookie!

very cursed

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Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?

Tyzias: *takes a big sip*

Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.

*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*

Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]

this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

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I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

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Dave says, "one time I dreamt Obama followed me around my house chanting, 'gay, gay, homosexual, gay,' until I cried." Dave summons another Dave from a different timeline to help him illustrate obama's part in this. when the other Dave leaves, he continues, "it was somehow the most humbling experience of my life." Rose replies, "# assigned gay by president". / end of all IDs.

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here it is! happy queer pride, everyone!!!

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ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

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part two will be in the reblog!

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

I started making this one in March last year and I only figured out how to make it work just recently. I put so much time and effort into it and learned a lot about editing in the process and I love how it turned out!! Please enjoy!!!

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I present to y'all: an assortment of Sapphic piracy! no need to thank me! ~♡ (also I'm meaning lesbian as a broad term. they don't have specific labels confirmed. this fandom has a really weird amount of bi exclusion already and I just want to clear that up!)

isolated Joey here (potential icon?):

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not to bother but I think my request might have gotten eaten? Sorry for the trouble!

if it's the Marvus and Zebruh request, I did receive it! it was a little hard to figure out how I wanted to structure it, so it took a while longer to make than most of my posts. but don't worry, it's finished now and I'll post it on Monday!

I really hope that's the message you're talking about, because I did not receive any other request. if you sent me something else, I'll need you to send it a second time. sorry!

OH MY GOD this is so perfect I love it!!!! 💜 thank you!!!

Bonk.

Inspired by this post, lmaooo.

I really like how they wrote him in pesterquest, with him all aro n stuff, I think it fits him really well!

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