I Present To Y'all: An Assortment Of Sapphic Piracy! No Need To Thank Me! ~♡ (also I'm Meaning Lesbian

every now and then I'll get really really tired and do something so unexpectedly foolish on this blog, and then come back when I'm thinking more clearly and just think "whyyy, the fuuck, did I DO that????" but once that wears off I won't be able to stop laughing at myself for the whole day! this is one of those times.

so anyway I adore Callback! guess I was too excited and tired at the same time to realize it wasn't homestuck! I did watch it anyway after the talkback, though, I like it even more everytime!

OUR 2022 SCHEDULE IS NOW LIVE. 🖥️

You can view the panel descriptions on our website!

Stuck at Home Con - July 16th, 2022

2022 Panel Schedule

Here’s the online version of this year’s SAHCon schedule! Remember: The convention starts at 9:45am EST on July 16th, and follows an Eastern

I've gotten a bunch of messages in my ask box from Palestinians who need help. I can't do much to help directly, but I can spread them. Here's some links and stuff:

Aenedift Magere and Creedh (age 4, needs medical care):

https://www.tumblr.com/grandmoonpersona?source=share

https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=48ME5M8XWFSCQ

Nurse Reham Yasr Al Soufi (age 23) and family:

https://www.tumblr.com/nurserehamo?source=share

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-nurse-reham-family-soufi-of-palestine-from-gaza-city

Musab (age 22) and family, including a cat, her kittens, and a dog:

https://www.tumblr.com/abdmusab?source=share

https://gofund.me/07155bf9

Mohammed Swierh and family, including his wife and three kids (Mira age 6, Bakr, age 3, and Maria, age 1):

https://www.tumblr.com/mohammedswierh2?source=share

https://gofund.me/fa1b4fbd

Nurse Motaz Jad Al-Haq and family, including his wife, Doctor Fedaa Al-Nadi, and three kids (Mohammed, age 9, Omar, age 7, and Nima, age 4):

https://www.tumblr.com/motaz352?source=share

https://gofund.me/98315a59

Rehab Shamiya (26) and family, including children (Ayham, age 4, and a baby born this year):

https://www.tumblr.com/rehabsh98?source=share

https://gofund.me/67c82bf4

Mohammed Almeshaal (needs twice weekly kidney dialysis), family of eleven, including a baby (Najah):

https://www.tumblr.com/tarbeen-family-2?source=share

https://gofund.me/d4d8c6bc

Etaf Al-Qataa (34) and family, including husband Youssef Esleem (38), five kids (Moataz, Moatasem, Maria, age 7, Adam, age 4, and Amira, age 3):

https://www.tumblr.com/familyetaf1234567?source=share

https://gofund.me/66214924

Ahmed Altaban (22), family of eight, including mother Heba, father Amjad, grandfather Ahmed Sr., and Ahmed Jr.'s siblings, Khaled, Soliman, Abdallah, and Lamar:

https://www.tumblr.com/ahmed4palestine?source=share

https://gofund.me/05ca3e68

This isn't even everyone who reached out to me. I don't understand how it works when asks go missing, but there were a few I didn't get to include because of the glitch. Ugh.

I put them all together instead of replying to each ask individually to keep them together in hopes they'll get the same attention.

Any amount of money donated helps, and if you can't do that, please spread this around. Thank you to anyone who reads this, spreads it, or donates, and thank you to everyone who reached out and sent me these links.

I mean either could help with like stress relief

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honk at them eight times.

When I tell you I almost crashed my car just now

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

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…biiiiiitch

(text source: greydelisle on tumblr)

I really like how they wrote him in pesterquest, with him all aro n stuff, I think it fits him really well!

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Thank you @clowngirlhonkers and everyone who got me to 2000 reblogs!

okay tumblr said that part for me but I think it's too funny to leave out! of course the important person to get me to the 2000th reblog and get automatically publicly credited has a name like that. I love this fandom. thanks y'all!

they asked multiple people?!!?

did they ask one of us and then get tired of waiting so they asked the other?! I did take a while to get back to them. or did they want multiple versions?!! do they ask every homestuck editor this?!?!? who is this menace?!?! bento box anon, please tell me your story!

Marvus hypes up his lame af boyfriend Zebruh (yes I know I have bad taste and no I will not stop) -🍱

the special important lad of the day

Lil crab boys special day