Tbh People In My Town Are Probably Actually Dying From The Heat We're Having. The Other Day, It Was 107°.

Today was my birthday! My mom and I made and decorated my cake, so here's that!

Most of the day kinda sucked, though. And I didn't get to do much of what I wanted to do, which really wasn't much. But at least I made something I'm proud of.

His name is Alonzo, by the way.

[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.

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does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?

I sure can, lmao

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if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

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I'm so excited! I wish they'd tell us the times, though!

SAHCON IS COMING.

CHECK OUT OUR TWITTER POST REGARDING MORE INFORMATION ABOUT OUR EVENTS AND GUESTS!

MORE UPDATES LATER TODAY.

[image description 1/ 3: Diemen is in the meat freezer, holding a hot dog. there is a text box next him that says "(flirting)". Diemen says, to the hot dog, "you look so biteable today". / end of ID 1.

ID 2/3: Mallek is holding MC while shouting "I can fix him! (my robot parter who needs technical repairs)" / end of ID 2.

ID 3/3: Kuprum and Folykl are in their usual ally by the dumpster. Folykl says "sorry bro, I can't hang out today. I used up all my mana." / end image descriptions.]

I think the arrow kinda looks like Mallek's snake lusus, who I like to call Mr Noodle. I am now picturing him pointing himself towards something, turning his head, and unhinging his jaw, just to point at something.

...okay, who wants a fanfic?

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FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

hiveswap is technically an isekai

not to bother but I think my request might have gotten eaten? Sorry for the trouble!

if it's the Marvus and Zebruh request, I did receive it! it was a little hard to figure out how I wanted to structure it, so it took a while longer to make than most of my posts. but don't worry, it's finished now and I'll post it on Monday!

I really hope that's the message you're talking about, because I did not receive any other request. if you sent me something else, I'll need you to send it a second time. sorry!

She’s preparing them for the journey ahead!

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Y'all can send me asks if you want to see any specific characters!

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