1/6/2022 - Happy Pride Month!

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

i was so ready to be the one to translate the alternian, ive been reading and writing it for like 7 years, I've trained for this day etc etc 😤 only to find out they changed it for hiveswap and my beloved daedric alternian is nowhere to be found!!! kids these days with their newfangled non-copywrite-stricken Modern Alternian, i tell u what

I've been meaning to look into OG Alternian. But if you're interested in learning Hiveswap Alternian, the way I learned it was through the character select cards at the start of each volume in Friendsim. It had the characters' names written in both english and Alternian, and between all of them, I was able to find the symbols for every letter and the question mark. I also found the Alternian exclamation point and period from background posters and stuff.

Azdaja and Chahut's cards helped me the most. I can't look at their cards without remembering how they taught me the ABCs!

Well anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm! Maybe one day, I'll learn old Alternian and write something that you can translate! But for now, here's a cookie for your effort!

It took me a while to respond because I needed to wait for an opportunity to make some! My little brother wrote the message, in english, for convenience (it says "nice try" if you can't tell. that stuff is pretty hard to write with)!

I made this years ago and I figured I should post it today! if you'll note the difference in the quality of the pictures, my phone detected a face in the first one and used the beauty filter... on an egg.

Y'all remember this?

Logos you might find on Alternia

Discorpse:

Grype:

Chittr:

Bitch:

[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"

ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"

ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]

I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.

it them!

(text source: spacefroggity on tumblr)

every now and then I'll get really really tired and do something so unexpectedly foolish on this blog, and then come back when I'm thinking more clearly and just think "whyyy, the fuuck, did I DO that????" but once that wears off I won't be able to stop laughing at myself for the whole day! this is one of those times.

so anyway I adore Callback! guess I was too excited and tired at the same time to realize it wasn't homestuck! I did watch it anyway after the talkback, though, I like it even more everytime!

OUR 2022 SCHEDULE IS NOW LIVE. 🖥️

You can view the panel descriptions on our website!

Stuck at Home Con - July 16th, 2022

2022 Panel Schedule

Here’s the online version of this year’s SAHCon schedule! Remember: The convention starts at 9:45am EST on July 16th, and follows an Eastern

this Pikachu man ate my son

We all know about the pikachu man ad that @staff has been haunting us with for the past couple weeks, but do you know what happens when you click it?

thumbnail by @transkanayamaryam

you ever get so weird with your gender that you just morph into a different art style?

[text source: @mxbutchtwink on tumblr. vae reblog a lot of stuff about vampires, monsterfucking, and other queer stuff, so I've used the text from a lot of those reblogs for incorrect quotes. but I think this is the first time I'm using vaer own words for one! so I thought I'd give vem a shout out for unintentionally and indirectly helping me out with this blog so many times!]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

hiveswap is technically an isekai