It Them!

This is…very relatable.

(text source: ndiecity, toastpotent, and some anon on tumblr)

they asked multiple people?!!?

did they ask one of us and then get tired of waiting so they asked the other?! I did take a while to get back to them. or did they want multiple versions?!! do they ask every homestuck editor this?!?!? who is this menace?!?! bento box anon, please tell me your story!

Marvus hypes up his lame af boyfriend Zebruh (yes I know I have bad taste and no I will not stop) -🍱

found it!

now spill!

i had a really funny idea and I've been thinking about it for weeks but nOW I CAN'T FIND THE POST it was a pic of a tiktok comment I think? And it said ""all transmascs have that one lesbian friend-" wrong. I have multiple. sick em girlies!" with the caption "happy pride" I believe? If you find it lmk and I'll tell you my idea but I searched all night last night and I can't find it 😭

I couldn't find it either, so I'll post this and see if anyone else can! can't wait to hear your idea! (I have a hunch what it might be!)

[image descriptions, part two:

Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?

Tyzias: *takes a big sip*

Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.

*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*

Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]

this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]

I gave him a face!

i was so ready to be the one to translate the alternian, ive been reading and writing it for like 7 years, I've trained for this day etc etc 😤 only to find out they changed it for hiveswap and my beloved daedric alternian is nowhere to be found!!! kids these days with their newfangled non-copywrite-stricken Modern Alternian, i tell u what

I've been meaning to look into OG Alternian. But if you're interested in learning Hiveswap Alternian, the way I learned it was through the character select cards at the start of each volume in Friendsim. It had the characters' names written in both english and Alternian, and between all of them, I was able to find the symbols for every letter and the question mark. I also found the Alternian exclamation point and period from background posters and stuff.

Azdaja and Chahut's cards helped me the most. I can't look at their cards without remembering how they taught me the ABCs!

Well anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm! Maybe one day, I'll learn old Alternian and write something that you can translate! But for now, here's a cookie for your effort!

It took me a while to respond because I needed to wait for an opportunity to make some! My little brother wrote the message, in english, for convenience (it says "nice try" if you can't tell. that stuff is pretty hard to write with)!

clown cat

I'm so excited! I wish they'd tell us the times, though!

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Today was my birthday! My mom and I made and decorated my cake, so here's that!

Most of the day kinda sucked, though. And I didn't get to do much of what I wanted to do, which really wasn't much. But at least I made something I'm proud of.

His name is Alonzo, by the way.

*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS