This Is…very Relatable.

bonus for talk like a pirate day:

[ID 1/2: Doc Scratch narrates Rose's life, saying "from a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you'll look in a month. one day, your reflection is gone." Rose continues the narration: "'huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it'. 'what?' calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room. 'tell you later' I say." Kanaya joins her by the mirrors and sees what she meant. / end ID 1. I hope that was understandable.

ID 2/2: Joey poses in a pirate costume. Elwurd, giving her a thumbs up of approval, says "pirates and wlw, can't get any better than that". / end ID 2/2]

ggrrr, argh.

[text sources: writing-prompt-s and foxoftheasterisk on tumblr, and Amelia Rowe on youtube under a Reinaeiry video]

[image descriptions part 1:

ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

part two will be in the reblog!

lmao what a concept 🤣

that totally sounds like Miette!

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

[text source: nacho-joe-yo]

it them!

(text source: spacefroggity on tumblr)

kat

Happy birthday angy dude!

[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]

text sources: mikaababy on tumblr]

good news and bad news! but not in that order.

Hey everyone. I wanted to talk about why I haven't been posting. Besides being busy with my own life, I had to take a break from social media for the most part because hearing about the genocide on Palestine was getting to me. I was following what was happening very closely for a while, but then it got to be too much to handle. I understand that if just hearing about it hurts this much, the pain of the Palestinians is beyond my imagination. I'm saying this now because I don't want to be on this platform without making my stance clear: I am pro-Palestine, and anti-genocide. Israel is not a safe haven for Jewish people like they claim to be, they are killing people of any religious/spiritual beliefs, including (but not limited to) Judaism. It is not a war as it is one-sided; this is genocide, and there is no excuse for it.

I don't tend to post anything serious on here as this is mostly a meme blog, but this is too much for me to ignore. If you look to my most recent post, you can see that it went up in early October, just before the attacks. I felt it would be wrong of me to post anything if I didn't say what is nessasary. So now that I can handle it, here is that. I can't promise any other posts on here in the future, but if I do choose to do so, I have stated my beliefs and you know who you're following.

Thank you to anyone who reads this. It was difficult to get out, but I feel that is needed.

A few organizations to please donate to whenever possible are the International Rescue Committee and Doctors Without Borders. This gofundme has also been brought to my attention: https://gofund.me/bb3fafb6.

oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol

[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]

you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!

[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]

in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.

Want to know my favorite little known homestuck fact? Not headcanon. Fact. Heavily textually supported fact.

So we know lowbloods, particularly goldbloods, frequently have “psiionic” powers which seem to mostly consist of telekinesis and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes. Lowbloods with these powers are frequently forced into service as “Helmsmen” in the Imperial Fleet where they are implied to serve as basically the ship’s engine.

In Hiveswap Act 1, attempting to use Xefros’s powers on I think the autotune mic (but it may have been another electrical object) laughingly dismisses the idea that troll psiionics are electricity or can be used to power things.

In Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 4, Vikare’s story revolves around his obsession with flight and his attempts to invent powered air craft, making it explicitly clear that Alternia never invented aeronautics. They have no flight technology.

Are you beginning to see where I’m going here?

ALTERNIAN SPACE SHIPS AREN’T POWERED.

THEY JUST HAVE TELEKINETIC TROLLS PICK THE SHIPS UP AND THROW THEM.

HELMSMEN ARE LITERALLY PROPELLING THE SHIPS THROUGH SPACE TELEKINETICLY.

I mean, when you think about it, it makes sense! Why bother with rocket fuel and wings when you have a planet full of people who can make shit fly with their minds? But still, it’s hilarious to me that this incredibly technologically advanced civilization doesn’t have engines in their ships and don’t know how they work because when they need to go somewhere they just have THE LOWBLOOD GET OUT AND PUSH.

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

[text sources: princessmo and mxbutchtwink on tumblr]