pistachiophobia - pistachio
pistachio

i have died everyday waiting for you, so look me in the eye.

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1 year ago

Please follow, share, and interact with Madleen @palestinianmother's videos on tiktok to help bring more awareness to her campaign. Here is the link to her tiktok page:

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40madleen.life%3F_t%3D8lHuuEQq1eJ%26_r%3D1&t=YWY5MzY5MDRjNGNjMzMxY2JmMDM0MGUwNDZlYmY1ZjhmZDgzMzIyZiwxNGNlYjlhZmVkZmY2YmE2ZjY0Mzc1ODIzOThkZmY0ZmQ0NmRlYzJl&ts=1712364764

Please also share her gfm link and donate if you can:

Donate to Help Madleen's Family From Gaza, organized by Rajaa E
gofundme.com
Hi, I am Madleen, a Palestinian from Gaza. I'm reaching out to you, seeking your help for me a… Rajaa E needs your support for Help Madleen'
1 year ago

This is the same thing over and over again. Palestinians die every day, but it gets a lukewarm headline from mainstream media because death and destruction is inherent to Arabness. Then an aid convoy with white workers is obliterated, and now both the president of the United States and the president of Israel are making statements apologizing for “the poor protection of aid workers.” At one point we were seeing multiple reports a day of paramedics from the Palestine Red Crescent Society dying, but nothing. Crickets. Because they don’t care. And even in these “remorseful statements” there is a strategic reminder that white lives hold more weight than brown lives.

1 year ago

Wanted to bring attention to the fact that Bisan called for mass protests today (April 1st). It’s okay if you can’t march yourself, but please make it a point to spread this so that those who can march do so—and also take this as your own checkpoint to ask yourself if you’ve been faltering in terms of sharing information about Palestine, doing what you can to fund humanitarian aid in Palestine, and staying informed as to the ongoing genocide in Palestine. Some might say it has been 6 months of this, but to me that’s all the more reason to make noise now more than ever. This is one of very few spaces on the Internet where Palestine has not been abandoned in people’s endless efforts to dehumanize Arabs. Please continue amplifying the dialogue surrounding this genocide. Free Palestine. Free Palestins always.

2 years ago

hello everyone!!

you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.

- yvette may <3


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2 years ago

i swear there’s so much porn bots following me :/


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2 years ago

just letting u guys know that imma take a break to focus on my exams.


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2 years ago

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!


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2 years ago

Jake: I feel like you don’t care about me at all.

Isa: Not true, I kept your blanket when you were gone.

Jake: Exactly! I didn’t have a blanket!

Isa: Well I’ll be damned.


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2 years ago

Isa: I am going to name my kid Pac-man so he can see ghosts.


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2 years ago

Jake: If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

Isa: In case there’s a blackout and we need to stress eat again.


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2 years ago

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.


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2 years ago

Jake: Do you even know what mitosis is?

Isa: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


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2 years ago

Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Isa: A stick.


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2 years ago

Isa: His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Jake: It was two minutes, but good try.


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2 years ago

Isa: Stay hungry.

Jake: Stay foolish.


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2 years ago

Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Jake: I have a person who does that for me:

Isa: Yeah, ME.

Jake: I’m glad you agree.


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2 years ago

Jake: If you turn a pizza inside out, is it still called a pizza or?

Isa: That’s technically spaghetti.


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2 years ago

Isa: Kai told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.


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2 years ago

Isa: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Jake: Oh my god, really?!

Isa: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.


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2 years ago

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.


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2 years ago

Isa: If you want my advice-

Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.

Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.


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2 years ago

Isa: Jake, fuck off.

Isa: And by “fuck off” I mean “fuck off right back here and listen”, you insufferable prick.


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2 years ago

Isa: Do you take constructive criticism?

Jake: Not without crying.


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2 years ago

Jake: What's the bear minimum?

Isa: One bear


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2 years ago

Isa: Since the pandemic started, Jake just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let him in.


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2 years ago

Isa, walking past a bloody sidewalk: Technically can't any trail be a hiking trail?

Jake, on the phone: When you put it like that, anything could happen.


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2 years ago

Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?

Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Jake: Do they look-

Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.


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2 years ago

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".


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2 years ago

Isa: Can I ask you for a favor?

Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Isa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.


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