Isa: Can I Ask You For A Favor?

Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.

Kai: uh oh

Jake: what?

Kai: someone’s in love

Jake: yeah, right. I just think Isa’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking of her.

Jake, later that night: oh no.

Isa: I am going to name my kid Pac-man so he can see ghosts.

Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?

Isa: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Isa: Aaahhh… Why did I eat so much?

Jake: Because the sign said “All you can eat” and you took that as a challenge.

Jake: *sneezes*

Isa:

Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?

Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

Isa: I'm bringing sexy back!

Jake: You’re the reason sexy left!

Isa, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.