Jake: What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Come Back?

Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Isa: A stick.

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Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

2 years ago

Jake: You need to apologize.

Isa: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.


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2 years ago

Jake: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Isa: Unless you're home alone.


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2 years ago

"I think what made me love him is that everyone loves him but he hangs out with me."


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2 years ago

i’d stay up all night

tell myself i’m alright

baby, you’re just harder

to see than most

i put the record on

wait ‘til i hear our song

every night i’m dancing with your ghost


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2 years ago

i swear there’s so much porn bots following me :/


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2 years ago

Jake: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

Isa: That’s your common sense leaving your body.


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1 year ago
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

2 years ago

Isa: Since the pandemic started, Jake just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let him in.


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2 years ago

Isa, walking past a bloody sidewalk: Technically can't any trail be a hiking trail?

Jake, on the phone: When you put it like that, anything could happen.


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