Isa: Since The Pandemic Started, Jake Just Stands There Sadly Looking Through The Window. I Should Probably

Isa: Since the pandemic started, Jake just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let him in.

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Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.


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Isa: Hey Jake I donated all your books to the library.

Jake: But why would you do that?

Isa: So that you don’t get bored there.


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2 years ago

Isa: Life is a soup and I’m a freaking fork.


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2 years ago

Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?


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10 months ago
the destiel love confession meme format. the top panel says "I love you." the bottom panel says "the ICJ just ruled Israel as an apartheid state, that they must leave the occupied territory and pay reparations, and that other states cannot provide aid or assistance to Israel"

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2 years ago

Isa: Now that Jake's gone I'm going to set everything on fire! Kai: Why?! Isa: He's like 85% of my impulse control.


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2 years ago

Jake: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Isa: Yes. Absolutely.

Jake: When?

Isa: When you're right.


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2 years ago

Jake: [picks up his phone] What do you want Isa, I'm busy. Isa: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die? Jake: Jake: I'm on my way.


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2 years ago

Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?

Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!


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