Isa: Since The Pandemic Started, Jake Just Stands There Sadly Looking Through The Window. I Should Probably
Isa: Since the pandemic started, Jake just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let him in.
More Posts from Pistachiophobia and Others
“no one else can break my heart like you.”
Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.
Isa: Hey Jake I donated all your books to the library.
Jake: But why would you do that?
Isa: So that you don’t get bored there.
Isa: Life is a soup and I’m a freaking fork.
Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?
no I'm not kidding (x) (x) (x) (x)
Isa: Now that Jake's gone I'm going to set everything on fire! Kai: Why?! Isa: He's like 85% of my impulse control.
Jake: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Isa: Yes. Absolutely.
Jake: When?
Isa: When you're right.
Jake: [picks up his phone] What do you want Isa, I'm busy. Isa: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die? Jake: Jake: I'm on my way.
Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?
Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
