Jake: Why Did The Traffic Light Turn Red?
Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?
Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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Jake: You’re pretty dumb.
Isa: Thank you.
Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.
thinking about all of the palestinian mothers who have been suffering miscarriages due to malnourishment and lack of access to prenatal care, all of the palestinian mothers that have had to watch their sons be taken to modern day concentration camps, all of the palestinian mothers who’ve seen their kids die as they run for water or an empty promise of a care package, all of the palestinian mothers who have had to throw birthday parties in the middle of rubble to give their kids one normal day in a war, all of the palestinian mothers ALWAYS. but especially today. 🤍
Wanted to bring attention to the fact that Bisan called for mass protests today (April 1st). It’s okay if you can’t march yourself, but please make it a point to spread this so that those who can march do so—and also take this as your own checkpoint to ask yourself if you’ve been faltering in terms of sharing information about Palestine, doing what you can to fund humanitarian aid in Palestine, and staying informed as to the ongoing genocide in Palestine. Some might say it has been 6 months of this, but to me that’s all the more reason to make noise now more than ever. This is one of very few spaces on the Internet where Palestine has not been abandoned in people’s endless efforts to dehumanize Arabs. Please continue amplifying the dialogue surrounding this genocide. Free Palestine. Free Palestins always.
Isa: Number 15 says, "What defines being aesthetic?" Jake: Wearing a Y2K shirt that says "I'm a pretty bitch." Isa: Am I aesthetic? Jake: Can I rate you? Isa: Yes‐ Jake: 2/10. Next.
Isa: You are …flower.
Jake: Explain.
Isa: Makes me happy.
Jake: *finger guns* Hey, cool beans, how are you?
Kai: *whispers* She’s so cool.
Isa: You have such low standards.
Jake: Deaf animals have absolutely no concept of noise or the fact that anything else can hear.
Isa: But deaf humans have concept of noise, stupid. They know they’re deaf.
nearly 300 people were arrested in nyc last night
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