Isa: Number 15 Says, "What Defines Being Aesthetic?" Jake: Wearing A Y2K Shirt That Says "I'm A Pretty
Isa: Number 15 says, "What defines being aesthetic?" Jake: Wearing a Y2K shirt that says "I'm a pretty bitch." Isa: Am I aesthetic? Jake: Can I rate you? Isa: Yes‐ Jake: 2/10. Next.
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Isa: I just got my boyfriend a 'get better soon' card. He isn't sick, I just think he can get better.
Jake: Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
Isa: You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you. Kai: Let's rephrase our statements with 'If you do this, it makes me feel this'. Try it, Isa. Isa: When you live here, it makes me feel angry. Kai: Isa: Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
Isa, walking past a bloody sidewalk: Technically can't any trail be a hiking trail?
Jake, on the phone: When you put it like that, anything could happen.
official description!!
i finally posted this!!! (my body procrastinated during these last few months <3)
coffee-drunk friends: the description
she noticed her feelings and couldn't look at him the same way again.
isa ahn has bargain standards when it comes to everything. get into a college without roommates, have a decent job, and be financially stable with 5 dogs by 28. her go-getter, busy-boy best friend however, has other plans. after all, he’s the golden boy, the favored boy, the popular boy who’s really good at soccer. the sunshine you need on a rainy day. though after setting her principal’s house on fire, isa, along with jake, tackle the mysteries of 1950’s old school radio shows and why true love is the best kind of love out there.
Isa: Hey, I cook!
Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!
every day I think about the religious anime girls…
And how the artist drew several pro-Palestine drawings like this one
in 2014, that’s right, 2014, this did not fucking start October 7th.
Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.
“I get goosebumps when I’m sad. I don’t know why, but when you left that day, I’ve had goosebumps ever since.”
Isa: *Gasp*
Jake: wHAT??
Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Jake: *inhales*
Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?
