Isa: Hey, I Cook!

Isa: Hey, I cook!

Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!

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2 years ago

Isa: You’re not perfect.

Isa: But those tiny imperfections are what make you flawless.


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2 years ago

Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?


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1 year ago

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2 years ago

Jake: Awee, Isa look at you, getting all romantic with these candles. Isa: Isa: Ok first of all, I'm going to sacrifice you-


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2 years ago

Isa: I like to write stuff with no meaning. Just stuff I don’t really care about.

Jake: You mean shitpost?

Isa: ..yeah, shitpost.


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2 years ago

Jake: Any advice before Kai and I fight?

Isa: Don’t wet yourself in public.

Jake: Not the kind of advice I was looking for.


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2 years ago

Isa, about Jake: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.


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2 years ago

Jake: What do firefighters do, Isa? Isa: They fistfight fires, duh.


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2 years ago

coffee-drunk friends

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.


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2 years ago

Isa: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.


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