Isa, About Jake: I Have Never Been So Repulsed By Someone Mentally And So Attracted To Them Physically

Isa: Hey, I cook!

Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!

hello everyone!!

you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.

- yvette may <3

Isa: Do you take constructive criticism?

Jake: Not without crying.

“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”

Jake: How do I unsubscribe from anxiety?

Isa: Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?

Isa: What are amphetamines?

Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Isa: Ohhhh.

Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.