Isa, about Jake: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
Isa: Hey, I cook!
Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!
hello everyone!!
you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.
- yvette may <3
Isa: Do you take constructive criticism?
Jake: Not without crying.
Isa: Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?
Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?
Isa: What are amphetamines?
Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Isa: Ohhhh.
Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.