“she Got The Best Of You, Part Of Me Always Knew.”
“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”
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Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?
Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Jake: Do they look-
Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.
Isa: I like to write stuff with no meaning. Just stuff I don’t really care about.
Jake: You mean shitpost?
Isa: ..yeah, shitpost.
hii love <3 how are you doing?
I’m doing good thanks! I just took the SAT and got some sleep right after!
Isa: I'd like to call you. Jake: What's your number? Isa: It's in the phone book. Jake: But I don't know your name. Isa: That's in the phone book too.
yvette may. 23. hot cocoa addict. currently in uni. catch me outside with my two cats.
i might turn this into a fic account!
*not a bot just currently on break! indefinite hiatus*
masterlist: nothing yet <3
｡˚𓆟 all upcoming works:
Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
Jake: Or the greatest disaster.
Isa: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
Jake: That’s a nice way to threaten someone.
Jake: A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,327 people, 94 percent are too lazy to actually read that number.
Isa: Aaahhh… Why did I eat so much?
Jake: Because the sign said “All you can eat” and you took that as a challenge.
