“she Got The Best Of You, Part Of Me Always Knew.”

“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”

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2 years ago

Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?

Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Jake: Do they look-

Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.


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2 years ago

Isa: I like to write stuff with no meaning. Just stuff I don’t really care about.

Jake: You mean shitpost?

Isa: ..yeah, shitpost.


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2 years ago

hii love <3 how are you doing?

I’m doing good thanks! I just took the SAT and got some sleep right after!


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2 years ago

Isa: I'd like to call you. Jake: What's your number? Isa: It's in the phone book. Jake: But I don't know your name. Isa: That's in the phone book too.


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2 years ago

yvette may. 23. hot cocoa addict. currently in uni. catch me outside with my two cats.

Yvette May. 23. Hot Cocoa Addict. Currently In Uni. Catch Me Outside With My Two Cats.
Yvette May. 23. Hot Cocoa Addict. Currently In Uni. Catch Me Outside With My Two Cats.
Yvette May. 23. Hot Cocoa Addict. Currently In Uni. Catch Me Outside With My Two Cats.

i might turn this into a fic account!

*not a bot just currently on break! indefinite hiatus*

masterlist: nothing yet <3

。˚𓆟 all upcoming works:


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2 years ago

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.


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2 years ago

Isa: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.

Jake: That’s a nice way to threaten someone.


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2 years ago

Jake: A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,327 people, 94 percent are too lazy to actually read that number.


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2 years ago

Isa: Aaahhh… Why did I eat so much?

Jake: Because the sign said “All you can eat” and you took that as a challenge.


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