Isa: If Google Matched People Up By Their Browsing History, It Could Be The Greatest Online Dating Website

*in a haunted house*

Isa: Remember when I told you not to be afraid, Jake?

Jake: YES, tell me wHY!?

Isa: That was then, now is the time to be afraid!

the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.

fuck! i’m in love…again!

Jake: I want to give myself to you. Isa: I don't accept cheap gifts.

Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?

Jake: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Isa: You're drinking orange juice.

Isa: Hand me the people opener.

Jake: ...

Jake: Pardon?

Isa, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Jake, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Isa: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Jake: Knife. It's called a knife.

Reunion After Suffering Dialogue Prompts

"Is that really you? I thought I’d lost you forever."

"I’ve dreamed of holding you in my arms again. Now that you’re here, it feels like all my wounds are healing."

"I kept hoping, even when everyone else gave up. And here you are."

"The world was so dark without you. Please don't leave again."

"Your absence was a hole in my heart."

"Now that you’re back, I feel whole again."

"All the pain and suffering seem worth it, just to see your face again."

"I missed you every second. Your presence is the greatest gift I could ever receive."

"I carried you in my heart every day. Now that you’re here, it feels like coming home."

"I'll meet you in every lifetime, you can never leave."

"All this time, I felt a part of me was missing. Now that you’re back, I feel whole again."

"I survived by holding onto the thought of seeing you again. You were my strength."

Masterlist

Isa: You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you. Kai: Let's rephrase our statements with 'If you do this, it makes me feel this'. Try it, Isa. Isa: When you live here, it makes me feel angry. Kai: Isa: Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Isa: Stay hungry.

Jake: Stay foolish.

Isa: Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.

Jake: *starts playing the flute*

Isa: It’s not the best, but it’ll do.