Jake: What Do You Think About My New Sneakers?
Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?
Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Jake: Do they look-
Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.
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Isa: Hey, I cook!
Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!
Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.
Jake: *sneezes*
Isa:
Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?
Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.
Jake: A crush is called a crush because she will most likely crush your feelings.
Jake: We had fun! Didn’t we, Isa?
Isa: I have never been more stressed in my life.
Jake: So I’m thinking a spring wedding or maybe summer. I don’t want it to be too cold.
Isa: Jake, we’re not even engaged.
Jake:
Jake: thAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT.
Israel PURPOSEFULLY targets CHILDREN in Gaza !!!!
Isa: Whoever said "What comes up must come down" has clearly never seen my bathroom scale.
Jake: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Isa: You're drinking orange juice.
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