Jake: A Recent Scientific Study Showed That Out Of 2,293,618,327 People, 94 Percent Are Too Lazy To Actually

Jake: A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,327 people, 94 percent are too lazy to actually read that number.

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1 year ago
A Young Man Who Wrote On The Wall Of His House, Which Remained Standing, For The Occasion Of Eid Al-Adha,

A young man who wrote on the wall of his house, which remained standing, for the occasion of Eid al-Adha, "Eid Mubarak to you all," said: My family is still under the rubble of the house, and this is the first Eid without them. I wanted to write next to their spirits and tell them that their Eid in paradise is more beautiful.

1 year ago

THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH FOR PALESTINIANS IN GAZA

Making an urgent new post for Feras because I found out they can't get funds out of GFM fast enough to address their needs for water so please donate to their campaign via

Helping Feras and His Family In Gaza
Helping the People in Need
Helping the People in Need is Helping Feras and His Family. All donations Help this family as they have been continually displaced. Every do

Feras is a good friend of my friend's Abby, Olivia, and their mom Hope.

They're trying to raise funds to get a water filtration device/system for their community. The community is dangerously/near-LETHALLY low on water. Please send even the minimum amount donation. It adds up and it's so urgent.

2 years ago

Isa: Good morning

Jake: It would be, if it was morning

Isa: Shut up


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2 years ago

Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?

Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!


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2 years ago

Jake: Where are you going?

Isa: Hell, eventually.


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2 years ago

Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...

Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!


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1 year ago
Dec. 1, 2015 | Gaza City, Palestine

Dec. 1, 2015 | Gaza City, Palestine

Palestinian schoolgirls walk in front of a rainbow illuminating the sky over Gaza City’s shore.

2 years ago

Jake: If you look around before you do something, you probably shouldn't do it.


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2 years ago

im fucking tired, ill do the rest tomorrow. also i have a new series coming up called Pancakes for Dinner so yeah. I think ill explain all that tomorrow


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