Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...
Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!
Isa: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Jake: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way? Isa: I don't know, surprise me!
“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”
- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.
Jake: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
Isa: That’s your common sense leaving your body.
the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.
fuck! i’m in love…again!
Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Jake: I have a person who does that for me:
Isa: Yeah, ME.
Jake: I’m glad you agree.
Jake: Deaf animals have absolutely no concept of noise or the fact that anything else can hear.
Isa: But deaf humans have concept of noise, stupid. They know they’re deaf.
Isa: [to Jake] If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.
Isa, about Jake: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
Jake, texting Isa: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Isa′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Isa, texting back: Fuck you.