Jake: You Haven't Moved Since I Left 5 Hours Ago...

Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...

Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!

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2 years ago

Isa: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Jake: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way? Isa: I don't know, surprise me!


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2 years ago

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.


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2 years ago

Jake: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

Isa: That’s your common sense leaving your body.


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2 years ago

Jake: I love you, Isa. Isa: Me too Jake, me too.


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2 years ago

the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.

fuck! i’m in love…again!

2 years ago

Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Jake: I have a person who does that for me:

Isa: Yeah, ME.

Jake: I’m glad you agree.


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2 years ago

Jake: Deaf animals have absolutely no concept of noise or the fact that anything else can hear.

Isa: But deaf humans have concept of noise, stupid. They know they’re deaf.


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2 years ago

Isa: [to Jake] If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

2 years ago

Isa, about Jake: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.


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2 years ago

Jake, texting Isa: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Isa′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Isa, texting back: Fuck you.


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