Jake: Deaf Animals Have Absolutely No Concept Of Noise Or The Fact That Anything Else Can Hear.

Jake: You don't like my gift? Isa: You're a loser if you thought I didn't like your gift. Jake: Really? Isa: I hated it.

Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.

Isa: Can we have pancakes for dinner?

Jake: What, why?

Isa: Because I don’t want steak.

Jake: Just because you don’t want steak doesn’t mean that—.

Isa: *makes a sad face*

Jake: Never mind, have your stupid pancakes.

Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?

Isa: I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.

Jake: Good morning!

Isa: Is it? Is it really?

Isa: and i oopz.

i’d stay up all night

tell myself i’m alright

baby, you’re just harder

to see than most

i put the record on

wait ‘til i hear our song

every night i’m dancing with your ghost

Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.