Isa: I'm Naming My TV Remote Waldo For Obvious Reasons.

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Jake: Whatever you do in life, always give 100 percent.

Isa: Unless you're donating blood.

I'm tired of being an option.

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.

Isa, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Jake: The Google self-driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.

Jake: Do you even know what mitosis is?

Isa: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...

Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!

Jake: So I’m thinking a spring wedding or maybe summer. I don’t want it to be too cold.

Isa: Jake, we’re not even engaged.

Jake:

Jake: thAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT.

Isa: If you want my advice-

Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.

Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.