Isa: As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

Jake: A crush is called a crush because she will most likely crush your feelings.

Jake: Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

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Democracy at work

hello everyone!!

you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.

- yvette may <3

Jake: [picks up his phone] What do you want Isa, I'm busy. Isa: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die? Jake: Jake: I'm on my way.

Isa: You’re not perfect.

Isa: But those tiny imperfections are what make you flawless.

Isa: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

Isa: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now i can barely pull all-dayers.