Im Fucking Tired, Ill Do The Rest Tomorrow. Also I Have A New Series Coming Up Called Pancakes For Dinner
im fucking tired, ill do the rest tomorrow. also i have a new series coming up called Pancakes for Dinner so yeah. I think ill explain all that tomorrow
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Isa: Unless you're donating blood.
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Isa, tearing up: I’ve found it.
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Isa: I have never been more stressed in my life.
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Isa: That’s disappointing, Jake.
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