Isa: Don’t You Just Love It When People Interrupt You?

Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Isa: A stick.

Isa: Guess what?

Jake: What?

Isa: I’m getting married!

Jake, getting furious: WHO IS THIS BASTARD! WHO IS-?

Isa, hitting a marriage certificate: It’s you, sign here.

you can taste the fucking irony

Isa, about Jake: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.

Isa: Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.

Jake: *starts playing the flute*

Isa: It’s not the best, but it’ll do.

Jake, texting Isa: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Isa′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Isa, texting back: Fuck you.

i just realized im spilling my own incorrect quotes on here...

Israel PURPOSEFULLY targets CHILDREN in Gaza !!!!

Isa: I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.