Isa: I Mostly Use My Driver's License To Buy Stuff That Impairs My Ability To Drive.

Isa: What are amphetamines?

Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Isa: Ohhhh.

Isa, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

Jake: Whatever you do in life, always give 100 percent.

Isa: Unless you're donating blood.

just learned that you can't have a happy ending without beginnings, so rest assured i will pour my heart out in sad scenes and write dumb comedy shit for funny scenes.

Isa: Are pancakes just pan cakes? Jake:Excuse me? Isa:Think about it, what if we were doing it all wrong? Jake:This is why you need friends.

i swear there’s so much porn bots following me :/

Isa: I just got my boyfriend a 'get better soon' card. He isn't sick, I just think he can get better.

Isa: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.

Jake: That’s a nice way to threaten someone.