Isa, Walking Past A Bloody Sidewalk: Technically Can't Any Trail Be A Hiking Trail?
Isa, walking past a bloody sidewalk: Technically can't any trail be a hiking trail?
Jake, on the phone: When you put it like that, anything could happen.
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Isa: I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.
Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!
The judge: Which are?
Jake: I love her.
zionists are finding gazans donations posts and harassing them and talking shit. if you see that PLEASE drown them out but with love for the gazans you're defending and not with hate towards the zionists. the goal is to make the person being harassed feel loved and not to fill their notes with negativity even if it's directed at zionists
Jake: What's the bear minimum?
Isa: One bear
Isa: My parents were really strict, instead of a net around our trampoline, they put a barb wire.
Jake: Are you okay?
Isa: Quite frankly, yes.
Today marks the 76th anniversary of the Nakba, the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians to make way for Israel in 1948.
Over 750,000 Palestinians were displaced that day. This did not start on October 7th.
Know their history, fight for their future. 🍉
Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))
Jake: *sneezes*
Isa:
Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?
Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.
Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?
Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Jake: Do they look-
Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.
