Court: About To Have Isa Hanged Over Attempted Murder.

Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.

Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!

The judge: Which are?

Jake: I love her.

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2 years ago

Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.

Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?

Jake: Anything but that.

11 months ago

Urgent 🚨 🚨

My mother makes us bread despite the difficult situation and the lack of necessities of life 😔

The war has entered its ninth month and everything is getting worse 💔

Please help me get my family out of there and protect them from war and bombing🙏🙏

Donate to Help Ahmed family to travel to a save place, organized by Alaa Al khateeb
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Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

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11 months ago
A Young Man Who Wrote On The Wall Of His House, Which Remained Standing, For The Occasion Of Eid Al-Adha,

A young man who wrote on the wall of his house, which remained standing, for the occasion of Eid al-Adha, "Eid Mubarak to you all," said: My family is still under the rubble of the house, and this is the first Eid without them. I wanted to write next to their spirits and tell them that their Eid in paradise is more beautiful.

2 years ago

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".


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2 years ago

Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.


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1 year ago

Gofundme for a Palestinian student! 🇵🇸

Omar Tabasi, a bright young student from Gaza, dreamt of pursuing his bachelor's degree abroad. The biggest challenge, however, lay in crossing the Rafah border. Omar learned that he needed $5000 to secure passage. If you can donate, please do and/or share!

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2 years ago
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ღ home of yvette may, author of sweet short stories filled with love

ೃ⁀➷ 20 something year old.

ೃ⁀➷ pumpkin spice mochas are my fav!

ೃ⁀➷ sometimes i post incorrect quotes or short stories!

ೃ⁀➷ overall i’m gonna post short stories every monday and thursday.

ೃ⁀➷ probably won’t post short stories until november (mainly because i have to complete my blog, edit chapters, and get everything set!)

ೃ⁀➷ until then, i will only post incorrect quotes.

rules + statements

-‘๑’- no smut

-‘๑’- no pregnancy

-‘๑’- no dilf

-‘๑’- no milf

-‘๑’- no nsfw

-‘๑’- no 18+ (trying to keep it safe here!)

・❥・ enjoy your stay, ask me questions!

・❥・(c’mon i know you wanna…)

2 years ago

hello everyone!!

you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.

- yvette may <3


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