Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.
Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!
The judge: Which are?
Jake: I love her.
Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.
Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?
Jake: Anything but that.
The war has entered its ninth month and everything is getting worse 💔
Please help me get my family out of there and protect them from war and bombing🙏🙏
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A young man who wrote on the wall of his house, which remained standing, for the occasion of Eid al-Adha, "Eid Mubarak to you all," said: My family is still under the rubble of the house, and this is the first Eid without them. I wanted to write next to their spirits and tell them that their Eid in paradise is more beautiful.
Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.
Omar Tabasi, a bright young student from Gaza, dreamt of pursuing his bachelor's degree abroad. The biggest challenge, however, lay in crossing the Rafah border. Omar learned that he needed $5000 to secure passage. If you can donate, please do and/or share!
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ೃ⁀➷ 20 something year old.
ೃ⁀➷ pumpkin spice mochas are my fav!
ೃ⁀➷ sometimes i post incorrect quotes or short stories!
ೃ⁀➷ overall i’m gonna post short stories every monday and thursday.
ೃ⁀➷ probably won’t post short stories until november (mainly because i have to complete my blog, edit chapters, and get everything set!)
ೃ⁀➷ until then, i will only post incorrect quotes.
rules + statements
-‘๑’- no smut
-‘๑’- no pregnancy
-‘๑’- no dilf
-‘๑’- no milf
-‘๑’- no nsfw
-‘๑’- no 18+ (trying to keep it safe here!)
・❥・ enjoy your stay, ask me questions!
・❥・(c’mon i know you wanna…)
hello everyone!!
you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.
- yvette may <3