nearly 300 people were arrested in nyc last night
Jake: If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Isa: In case there’s a blackout and we need to stress eat again.
Isa: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"hurts like heaven, lost in the sound."
i'm so tired of love songs
Jake: I have a crush on you.
Isa: Just wait, it’ll go away.
Isa: You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you. Kai: Let's rephrase our statements with 'If you do this, it makes me feel this'. Try it, Isa. Isa: When you live here, it makes me feel angry. Kai: Isa: Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
Jake: [picks up his phone] What do you want Isa, I'm busy. Isa: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die? Jake: Jake: I'm on my way.
Jake: You can’t set all your problems on fire.
Isa: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.
Jake: Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.