Jake: Why Do Hurricanes Get Such Lame Names, Like Sandy? Name That Thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900

Jake: Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

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2 years ago

Kai: What is life? Isa: Jake. Jake: Aww you mean I am your life? Thank you so- Isa: Because life is short.


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1 year ago

Today marks the 76th anniversary of the Nakba, the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians to make way for Israel in 1948.

Over 750,000 Palestinians were displaced that day. This did not start on October 7th.

Know their history, fight for their future. 🍉

2 years ago

Jake: *finger guns* Hey, cool beans, how are you?

Kai: *whispers* She’s so cool.

Isa: You have such low standards.

2 years ago

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?

Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.


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2 years ago
 Running Towards The Sunset, Fingers Entwined, The Golden Sand Squirming Between Her Toes. As He Waved,

running towards the sunset, fingers entwined, the golden sand squirming between her toes. as he waved, she felt a wave a relief wash over her. she didn’t believe in love at first sight, but once she lay eyes on him, she was infatuated. like finding the missing pieces of a hard puzzle, was love that easy?

2 years ago

hiii, I wanted to say your layout looks so so pretty!! <3

thank you so much! I’m new to Tumblr so I wasn’t sure if I was getting this whole thing down.

2 years ago

I just wanna write a slow dance scene 😭

(reasons why im still single)

2 years ago

Isa: Stay hungry.

Jake: Stay foolish.


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2 years ago

Jake: I love you.

Isa: That’s disappointing, Jake.

Isa: I expected better from you.


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2 years ago

Isa: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Isa, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.


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