I just wanna write a slow dance scene 😭
(reasons why im still single)
Isa: I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.
hello everyone!!
you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.
- yvette may <3
Wanted to bring attention to the fact that Bisan called for mass protests today (April 1st). It’s okay if you can’t march yourself, but please make it a point to spread this so that those who can march do so—and also take this as your own checkpoint to ask yourself if you’ve been faltering in terms of sharing information about Palestine, doing what you can to fund humanitarian aid in Palestine, and staying informed as to the ongoing genocide in Palestine. Some might say it has been 6 months of this, but to me that’s all the more reason to make noise now more than ever. This is one of very few spaces on the Internet where Palestine has not been abandoned in people’s endless efforts to dehumanize Arabs. Please continue amplifying the dialogue surrounding this genocide. Free Palestine. Free Palestins always.
Isa, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Jake: Tea.
Isa: Wrong. It's coffee.
Isa: Since the pandemic started, Jake just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let him in.
Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.
Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!
The judge: Which are?
Jake: I love her.
Jake: What is the definition of love?
Isa: Love is a good deal. Bargain shopping for ice cream.
Jake:
Isa: Or escaping from communist China. Either way works fine.
Jake: Deaf animals have absolutely no concept of noise or the fact that anything else can hear.
Isa: But deaf humans have concept of noise, stupid. They know they’re deaf.
*in a haunted house*
Isa: Remember when I told you not to be afraid, Jake?
Jake: YES, tell me wHY!?
Isa: That was then, now is the time to be afraid!